Trolling the M50 Toll Trolls (Dublin Toll Road)

This post is not about me. It’s about a good friend named ‘Winker Watson’, who is a bit of a rebel, and I obviously don’t approve of his shenanigans shared throughout this article.

Anyway, Winker Watson is fairly well travelled, and through the 6-months prior to this toll fine, he had been road tripping through Europe, paying countless tolls, and acquiring 7 different vignettes for various central and eastern European countries. He covered 15 countries in total.

So Winker Watson is not new to tolls, and only once, he says, has he ever been fined in his road tolling career by an American rental company after accidentally passing through a pre-pay lane in Long Island, New York. He fessed up to his mistake, and paid the toll, as the rental car company was otherwise on his ass. Because hire companies will always have more clout than these toll trolls.

Anyway, the images below are of normal toll systems, booths left, and vignettes right, which are used throughout Europe, and pretty much all over the world. But not in Ireland. Instead they have the M50 Toll road, where they just let you unknowingly pass through their toll road, before sending you random fines in the mail. At least that’s the case for many. I’m not certain if they are legal in their operations and their threats, and I’d seriously be worried if they are.

Northern Ireland Drivers

So Winker was on his way back to Northern Ireland, having just disembarked from a ferry at Rosslare in Southern Ireland, after watching Northern Ireland play some awesome football in Europe. Winker was driving in one car, then, a couple of days later, his nephew followed in another. It was a joyous family occasion watching the football in France.

But along the way, they passed through Ireland, and apparently, some billboard signalling to be a toll road, with no toll booth system unlike everywhere else in the world. Which is meant to be paid online. Unfortunately, Winker pays little attention to billboards unless they are in bright orange, or have flashing lights, or breasts maybe. So he had no idea. Nor did his nephew.

Instead, Winker used GPS satnav to check speeds, and whatnot, because there’s always a change in language and metric conversions when crossing borders. And he otherwise keeps his eyes on the road because it’s the safe thing to do. Anyway, two weeks later he was hit with a fine in the post, along with his nephew, to a Northern Ireland address. As below.

Well, that Escalated Quickly….

So Winker had been driving his family’s car, and his nephew was doing the same in another, and it wasn’t until a month or so later when two letters arrived in the post telling them they had been fined for not paying tolls in Ireland. Like every Nigerian email, or Indian bloke phoning from Microsoft. And it was ignored as some half-assed scam by some tinkers with a camera. Only it did seem almost genuine considering they picked up both cars on two different days?

But it wasn’t Winker’s problem anyway as it wasn’t his car. Then another letter arrived the coming month with a fine 150 times the original fee (from £2.77 to £42.10) and, f*** that (that’s Winker swearing). This toll is real. It is enforced against travellers abroad, and it can only be paid on their website (from what I can tell).

And while most grandpas are scrambling to load up Internet Explorer they are racking up big fines. It’s just bizarre. And ugly. And this is everything that is wrong with this world. Or at least Ireland.

Anyway, Winker ignored the threats and received no consequence, yet.

(I managed to grab a shot on a later passing from the port of Cobh in Cork, using the camera while maybe speeding at the time. I’m probably Ireland’s most wanted right now. If it’s not Winker Watson).

Signs to Pay the M50 Toll Fine Dublin Ireland

Oops I Forgot

This is me now, and I actually did forget… Since this time I have followed the same toll roads from Belfast Northern Ireland in rental cars and I always had to find wifi in random places to pay the fee before the rental companies were on my ass. And again on the way back. Which is a pain when you’re travelling around on your holidays.

Anyway, it wasn’t until 4 days later when I remembered the toll and was straight to pay on the website. Only to find that you have to pay “before the 8pm deadline the day after your journey”. And “If you are paying after the 8pm deadline, please proceed to ‘Pay a Penalty’. Only if you have “received a penalty letter, you can use these forms to pay for your M50 penalties.

If you have received a letter from Pierse Fitzgibbon or Euro Parking Collection”. Seriously, F*** off (this is me swearing now) full details of payment here. Anyway, I ignored the threats and paid the original amount online through eFlow, and nothing through the door yet.

In short, if you’re wanting to drop a loved one off at an Irish Port, or have an exciting vacation ahead in Ireland, be prepared to be harassed for months afterwards, by some tinkers with a bit of tarmac and some cameras.

6 thoughts on “Trolling the M50 Toll Trolls (Dublin Toll Road)”

  1. I have my blue badge sitting on my dashboard for all to see, I am in an electric wheelchair and cannot walk but I still received a letter demanding a payment for driving on the M50, at the time of driving on the M50 I had a toll exception card for disabled driver’s. The letter demanding a payment shows my blue badge sitting on the dashboard. WHY WHY WHY, hopefully someone from the M50 reads this and contacts me directly .

  2. I tried paying the original toll fee and ignored the penalty but after a few weeks they sent the wife a letter demanding payment of full fines or they would increase further. I was driving but as its the wife’s car she is scared of them and insists on paying contrary to my advice to ignore as its not legally enforceable in the UK. EPC plc are relentless. If it was down to me I would bin all letters as I know others have had literally hundreds of demanding letters from them but they don’t or can’t enforce it. I think they spend so much money chasing one person they keep going to try and get some results for their costs and efforts! Total gangsters and even if you pay eflow the toll fee late EPC engage in total paper harassment to get the toll fines they themselves impose

  3. They use covit 19 to boost profits and won’t take payment over the phone you need an a degree to be able to make the payments and hours of time


    They cannot enforce anything in Northern Ireland because we don’t have bailiffs but they are an English company who might have the power to take legal proceedings through the GB courts

  5. I always ignore those “fines” from the M50, I’ve had dozens of them over the years and they all go straight in the bin.

  6. I am tempted to do the same!…they have totally fabricated 17 journeys that I apparently didn’t pay despite using the M50 app! Their next trick was to date a letter on the 10th but didnt reach me until the 21st…payment due on the 25th?! Tramps the lot of them.

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